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samthemoosechester:

so the other day i was eating fish sticks and two of them fused together and they looked like a cross and i showed my mom and i was like “look it’s a crucifish.” and then proceeded to shout “HAVE YOU ACCEPTED POSEIDON AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?” “AQUA MAN IS A FALSE PROPHET!”

i have never seen someone look so disappointed in their child

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

gonzothegr8:

stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

 

The Yule Ball has been a tradition of the Triwizard Tournament since its inception. On Christmas Eve night, we and our guests gather in the Great Hall for a night of well-mannered frivolity. 

starkexpos:

Avengers (1963) #5

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

gamzeemakarasober:

stilllovingdisney:

I love how everyone sat there expecting Sully to be inside and then Randal comes out

then finding out that the whole reason randal blinks in the first movie was just because he stopped wearing those glasses after this scene

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

candylandtimelord:

zeldaavianamerican:

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

I think he’s thought of this before
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

theskieswillfall:

aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

you did not

theskieswillfall:

aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

you did not