Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
You have your mother's eyes.
oops I went on a rant
i love you?
the last one tho
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
let’s talk about colton
'Coming out'Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
best wedding picture I’ve ever seen
My boyfriend just asked me this last night! Good question